Canine Aesthetics Gifts

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Dog Love.

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Tartan Coats

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"The groomer used too much product."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Dogs wearing sweaters

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

I'd rather be cold.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."