Animal Beauty Gifts

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Puppy.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

What female dogs think about their looks.

Australian Mobile Bar

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

A baroque elk.

Sheep Knitting.

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

The Mosskeytoe.

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

I think I shall never see....a poem as lovely as a tr......

Snake offering 'Free squeezes'.

"The groomer used too much product."

Introducing... My Natural Hair Color!

Raccoon notepad

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

Happy Valentine's Day

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Rats in a lifeboat.

Only pessimists will see this cartoon as half finished.

"Say, where's the hogwash?"

I had a real breakthrough when I stopped using an easel.

"You don't have to pretend to review data with us, we know we were only along for the milk."