Animal Admiration Gifts

"Say, where's the hogwash?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"He's gone goth"

Spring Training

"Too much concealer?"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I hate it when we fight."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.