Animal Attitude Admirer Gifts

No-Nonsense House Pets

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Dog Park / Cat Park

"He's gone goth"

Bears

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"I hate it when we fight."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Too much concealer?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"