Canine Beautician Gifts

"The groomer used too much product."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

Dogs wearing sweaters

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

'Okay Floyd. You know what to do. And make it ridiculous.'

"But daddy, Princess doesn't BURY bones! She expects you to wrap them carefully and gently place them in the freezer to stay fresh!"

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

I love what you've done with your hare.

I'd rather be cold.

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

"We'll have the people food."

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

Hmm, no, I think we all liked the bangs better, Bob.

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet