Canine Hairstylist Club Gifts

'Raise your paw for the corresponding ear when you hear the sound of a can opener.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

"The groomer used too much product."

Dogs wearing sweaters

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

I'd rather be cold.

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

Dog with all the hair he has ever shed.

"I wish we'd never domesticated the bloddy things!"

'I docked those Setters' tails. What about the dewclaws?'

Dove Coat