Canine Hairstylist Club Pillows

'Raise your paw for the corresponding ear when you hear the sound of a can opener.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

Dogs wearing sweaters

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"The groomer used too much product."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

I'd rather be cold.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

I love what you've done with your hare.

Hmm, no, I think we all liked the bangs better, Bob.

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."

Dog with all the hair he has ever shed.

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

Dove Coat

'I docked those Setters' tails. What about the dewclaws?'