Dog Grooming Aficionados Gifts

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dogs shaving

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Wow, what a DILF."

When fleas talk...

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Santa Dog

Why Poodles Become Killers

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Dog Park Zoom

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.