Grooming Aficionados Gifts

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

'It only takes a second to pick up a comb and make it look like you give a damn.'

Back-Stage Shaving

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Sheep In Curlers

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Time to trim the eyebrows!

Safari man shearing lions mane.

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

The wool club for mammoths.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

Hipsters knit their beards.

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'