Dog Grooming Guru Gifts

'Her ladyship wishes Princess La Pompadour to do everything but beg!'

'I used it to clip the dog. Why?'

'Yes, I'll clip his nails if you really want me to...'

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Be creative...!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Dating is so expensive...

Dogs shaving

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Movember