Pet Grooming Guru Gifts

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

Lion with hair straighteners.

Bathing the dog

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Foster failure"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Biofelineism

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Dog Park

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Super pets.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Owner Looks Like Poodle.