Professional Pet Groomer Gifts

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Foster failure"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Biofelineism

Canine Companion

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Dog Park

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

The First Martian Dog.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Dogs shaving

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Super pets.

"Be kind"