Pet Groomers Gifts

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Foster failure"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Biofelineism

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Canine Companion

Skeleton playing fetch.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

I guess she had other plans for you.

Dog Park

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

The First Martian Dog.

Dogs shaving

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."