Dog Groomer Gifts

"It's about your dog, Mrs Collins. He's snatched the clippers off me and..."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

The Clipping

Dog's hairdresser.

Man wearing a dog cone

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"The groomer went a little crazy with the blow dryer."

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"How recently did you switch from dog groomer to hair stylist?"

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

Dog lover

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

What female dogs think about their looks.

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

'Oh, jeez! Look at that poor bastard! Ha, ha! Oh, man! Hee, hee, hee...'

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

Mongrel

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'You don't need a second opinion! If I say you have fleas, you have fleas!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Next time, try smelling the roses.'

"And how's Norman taking to his new job at the Kennels?"

'Man's best friend; am I right?'