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"It's about your dog, Mrs Collins. He's snatched the clippers off me and..."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Man wearing a dog cone

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"The groomer went a little crazy with the blow dryer."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Dog's hairdresser.

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

The Clipping

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Oh, jeez! Look at that poor bastard! Ha, ha! Oh, man! Hee, hee, hee...'

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

What female dogs think about their looks.

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

Dog lover

"How recently did you switch from dog groomer to hair stylist?"

"And he claims he hasn't been to the groomer since before quarantine."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Santa Dog

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"These french strippers are hot stuff, eh?"

When groomers go bad.