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'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'What am I blind, Bob?'

'Any chance you can bite him yourself? I've really got a lot on my dish right now.'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Skeleton playing fetch.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'If I don't walk him every day, he gets so depressed.' (dog talking to another dog).

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I really didn't want him, but I need him to cover up the fact that I sometimes smell like a wet dog."

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Do-It-Yourself Cat Wash'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"I'm thinking of going into sit up comedy."

Frank Gehry's backyard

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'Who's next?'

"I'm glad to see they need to get vaccinated too."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

'I was voted 'most likely to obey'.'

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

Separation