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''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'She may be small, but she's got the spleen of a lion.'

Man-icure & Pet-icure

Bathing the dog

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Don't let him on your lap. He's moulting!"

'In my book, any interrogation involving water constitutes torture.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sometimes he rubbed her the wrong way - which really rubbed her the wrong way.

'Oh no, wash day!..'

"The groomer used too much product."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"This shampoo is ruining all the great smells I rolled in on my walk!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

'It's a nice ear trim, but I don't like the way they stand up,,,,'

'He's in there somewhere, I just heard him bark.'

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

'Isn't he sweet - he likes everyone to know he's moulting!'

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Um, on second thought, I'm pretty sure it's your turn to cut the cat's claws.

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Best in Heat.

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Foster failure"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."