Dog Grooming Enthusiast T-Shirts

Son. It's time you had a proper man's haircut, like me!

Shampoo for Normal Fur, For Dry Fur, and for Fur Beyond Description.

"Apparently, the farmer used to run a poodle parlour!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Biofelineism

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Dogs shaving

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Why Poodles Become Killers

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

When fleas talk...

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Wow, what a DILF."

Santa Dog

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Dog Park Zoom

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."