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"I wish we'd never domesticated the bloddy things!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Bathing the dog

"Absolutely not!"

"Wow, what a DILF."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

What female dogs think about their looks.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

The wool club for mammoths.

Dog Jogger

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

Lion with hair straighteners.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'