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"I wish we'd never domesticated the bloddy things!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Bathing the dog

"Absolutely not!"

"Wow, what a DILF."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

What female dogs think about their looks.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

Dog Jogger

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

The wool club for mammoths.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

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"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Lion with hair straighteners.

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'