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"Will these hooves ever dry?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Polly txt speak

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Pick me!"

The Zoo.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

Life is for the birds.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Horror movies

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Canine Companion

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Man's best friends."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.