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Schrodinger's Cow

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"They’re real."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Pull the udder one

A Tumble Cow

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I'm an enigma!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"You're famous, Angus."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'