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Busy Vet.

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Cow babies

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Bears going water skiing.

Koala

"I think we may be related!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"They’re real."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I found him on the internet.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'