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Ahhh, it's great to let off steam now and again!

Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?

Wordilly Durdillies - A Douglas herd.

A Bull is getting a Tattoo of a Butcher's Beef cutting chart.

Hey, I was gonna eat right there! Mom!!

'Of course you realise this means war!'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

A cattle baron.

'I'm stuffed. Guess my eyes were bigger than my stomachs.'

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"He was a very good boy."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They’re real."

Slinky Cow World

Pull the udder one

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

Kamikaze Colour

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"You're famous, Angus."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.