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Mobile Veterinary Unit.

"Iye, we still plough all our land wi' horses."

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

"Colin catches flies in a 10 centimetre radius at an average speed of 0.07 seconds! I can't believe we are the first pony and chameleon team!"

"You'll have to excuse him. My neighbor's an ass."

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"Never mind showing him the fence, show him the winning post."

"Calm down Jeff! I'm sure when he called you an ass he meant it scientifically!"

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

'Yes I am a pony buddy! Falabella! Respect me or I'll bite your knees!'

"I'm like... totally OK with a guy who has a pony tail."

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''

'Oh, THAT foot is fine...but now he's lame on the other three!'

A horse painting a self-portrait.

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Skipping Horse

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"He was a very good boy."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."