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A family deciding which way to travel home

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony Rides

A Quiet Rebuke.

'What's founder?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

My horse for a kingdom.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

Giant Ice Skates

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

The Mythical Unicorn.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Why unicorns became extinct.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Driving Tours

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

Where Zebra's Come From.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"...Fox hunting on a Tuesday; witch hunting on a Thursday!"

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'