Horse And Carriage Admirer Gifts

A family deciding which way to travel home

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony Rides

A Quiet Rebuke.

'What's founder?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

My horse for a kingdom.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Giant Ice Skates

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

Tom Pinch Starts Homeward with the New Pupil

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

The Mythical Unicorn.

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

Where Zebra's Come From.

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

Greville Starkey

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Driving Tours

Why unicorns became extinct.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"...Fox hunting on a Tuesday; witch hunting on a Thursday!"

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"