Horseman Admirer Gifts

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"They're comfortable."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony Rides

A Quiet Rebuke.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

High Riders of the Old West

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

My horse for a kingdom.

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

The Mythical Unicorn.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"Fake."

Driving Tours

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Greville Starkey

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Where Zebra's Come From.

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

"...Fox hunting on a Tuesday; witch hunting on a Thursday!"

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'