Horseman Admirer Pillows

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"They're comfortable."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony Rides

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

A Quiet Rebuke.

High Riders of the Old West

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

The Mythical Unicorn.

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Driving Tours

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Where Zebra's Come From.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Fake."

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"...Fox hunting on a Tuesday; witch hunting on a Thursday!"

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

"Some of my best friends are black and white."