Horse Trainer Admirer Gifts

"You want motivation? I'll give you motivation: if you win your races, you'll reture on a stud farm, but if you keep on losing, it's off to the knackery!"

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony Rides

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A Quiet Rebuke.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Stable boys and Scottsman

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

My horse for a kingdom.

I don't know why, but I never seem to win the close races.

"I just kept feeding him candy."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."