Horse Riding Admirer Gifts

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A Quiet Rebuke.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'What's founder?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Stubborn Horses

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

Horse Clean-up

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'It's a hybrid.'

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'