Horseback Riding Aficionado Gifts

'I told you not to hire an ex-jockey.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Riding School Chaos

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Herb's from Texas."

'What's founder?'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."