Horseback Aficionado Gifts

'Looks like the blighter's given me the slip again.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

High Riders of the Old West

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'What's founder?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Stubborn Horses

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

NeighWoof.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's