Horse Riding Aficionado Gifts

Hyde Park

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

High Riders of the Old West

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'What's founder?'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

NeighWoof.

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Stubborn Horses

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

'It's a hybrid.'