Horseback Riding Enthusiast Gifts

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

Cowboys on a Journey Within

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Riding School Chaos

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

"Herb's from Texas."

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'