Horseback Riding Enthusiast Gifts

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

Cowboys on a Journey Within

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Riding School Chaos

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"Herb's from Texas."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Stubborn Horses

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."