Horseback Riding Gifts

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"How are you fixed for oats?"

"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."

"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."

'I told you we should have removed his wolf teeth!'

"And one other thing—from now on, we're the James Group."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'You must be the new guy around here.'

'I love that new horse smell.'

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

Horseback.

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"Are we there yet?"

Cowboy philosophy.

'I must tell you I've never riden a horse.' - 'You're in luck, this horse has never been ridden.'

"You're going to have to do something about your vehicle's emissions."

"Yippee - I - O. Over?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

General Sheridan at the Battle of Five Forks, April 1 1865

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

And balance with practice.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"Your barn door is open."

'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"That was my horse. He's in a whole passel of trouble, and I gotta go."

How cowboys book their rides remotely.

polo player on golf course

"Decaf. They can't be far away."