Horseback Riding Mugs

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"How are you fixed for oats?"

"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."

"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."

"And one other thing—from now on, we're the James Group."

'I told you we should have removed his wolf teeth!'

'You must be the new guy around here.'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

Horseback.

'I love that new horse smell.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Are we there yet?"

Cowboy philosophy.

"You're going to have to do something about your vehicle's emissions."

"Yippee - I - O. Over?"

'I must tell you I've never riden a horse.' - 'You're in luck, this horse has never been ridden.'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"If you kick her with the left spur, she'll give you more lumbar support."

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

"Your barn door is open."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'

General Sheridan at the Battle of Five Forks, April 1 1865

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

And balance with practice.

'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'Baddie on board'

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"My horse keeps slipping out from under me."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'Did you want me, boss?'