Horseback Enthusiast Mugs

"Rider's block."

"I used to own a riding school, but business started falling off..."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Riding School Chaos

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'What's founder?'

"Caption contest"

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Stubborn Horses