Horseback Riding Aficionado Mugs

'I told you not to hire an ex-jockey.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Riding School Chaos

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"Herb's from Texas."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'What's founder?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Stubborn Horses

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'