Horseback Riding Aficionados Mugs

"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

'I'm on the plain.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Riding School Chaos

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

A Quiet Rebuke.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Punch Initials - O

Jasper's Limo Service.

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Horse Clean-up