Horseback Riding Aficionados Pillows

"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

'I'm on the plain.'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Riding School Chaos

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

A Quiet Rebuke.

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Foreigner ready for the hunt

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Punch Initials - O

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'