Horseback Rider Enthusiast Pillows

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Riding School Chaos

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"Herb's from Texas."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Stubborn Horses

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."