Horse Riding Admirer Prints

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Skipping Horse

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A Quiet Rebuke.

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'What's founder?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Stubborn Horses

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'It's a hybrid.'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

Horse Clean-up

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."