Rocking Horse Admirer Prints

"I'm called the Skin Horse because I'm made out of discarded human foreskin, okay? Got any more burning questions?"

Skipping Horse

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony Rides

A Quiet Rebuke.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Robbie Williams

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

David Bowie

Meet the Beetles....

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

My horse for a kingdom.

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

Bob Dylan

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

The Mythical Unicorn.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

Greville Starkey

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"I can't get no disinfection."

Driving Tours

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

Horses are nervous animals. . .