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"I'm called the Skin Horse because I'm made out of discarded human foreskin, okay? Got any more burning questions?"

Skipping Horse

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Pony Rides

A Quiet Rebuke.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Meet the Beetles....

"Stomp your foot once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

My horse for a kingdom.

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Bob Dylan

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

The Mythical Unicorn.

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

Where Zebra's Come From.

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Driving Tours

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Horses are nervous animals. . .