Horse Enthusiast Prints

'Knee replacement huh? I'm pretty sure Thunder wasn't given that was an option.'

"Really, only you can tell yourself to giddyup."

"For the last time - you and your horsie get away from me and stay away!"

A man and horse touch hands during a prison phone call.

"Time to take my horse pills!"

"Retirement is great, and I don't miss the races really: I do miss the roar of the crowd though..."

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

'The pony club'

'I hope you didn't pay too much for him, Sam....'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

'You can lead a horse to water, son, but try not to drive him to drink.'

'All right! So I gelded the wrong horse!...'

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

"Are you ever going to take up horse racing again?"

Horse reading 'Bridle Magazine'.

'It'll granulate in.'

'I'm not convinced it's healthy to hold your poop in for this long...'

"You're going to have to do something about your vehicle's emissions."

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

'There's an article in one of the recent veterinary journals...'

'It's about time horses in equestrian events got the medals.'

Horse staring a sign near a fault that reads "Mind the gap."

'Say 'Please'.'

'Not bad, 3mn 30s, but you still need to do much better than that...'

'Would you kindly not dig holes in my field? I could break a leg, and we both know what that means...'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Vote Counter: 'Okay,DONE! It's settled! The NEIGHS have it!'

Disabled Parking Space in the Wild West.

'Don't worry ma'am. I always keep a spare in the trunk.'

'Frankly, the only way to ease your back-pain would be for your rider to go on a diet...'

'Well any Pal o' yours is a pal o' mine.'

"Here comes Charlie, let's have a rubber bridge."

'Foal on board'