Horse Admirer Gifts

My horse for a kingdom.

"We's puttin' together a posse. You in?!"

'All Dressage tickets have gone, but I managed to get two for Beach Volleyball instead.'

Don's Drive In

The Mythical Unicorn.

'Mine is a Knight Errant. It's so frustrating: I never know where we're going...'

Face transplants.

My Big, Fat, Tipsy Gelding . . .

Where Zebra's Come From.

'...You're not a centaur'

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

Cowboy Horses

'I've heard that every kid has a different father.'

'You know, Doctor, I mourn the imminent passing of our friend, the horse.'

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What do you mean, 'Screw you and the horse you rode in on?'"

"Don't worry, I'll soon have you free..."

"Have you watered the horse?"

"No warning, Trigger!"

"Quit horsing around! Hive me my hat!"

"My date? Gorgeous, smart, Arabian: What a catch!"

"No fair!"

Shoe Sale

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Warning: Horse Riders.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

A statue of a knight chess piece

"Son, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up, though probably not a jockey, because that would be weird."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

Driving Tours

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Nag, Nag, Nag.

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

America's First Stand Up Comic...