Hound Admirer Gifts

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Happy Easter

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

TSA Noah

"Garbage in, garbage out!"