Hound Enthusiast Gifts

'It's only a checkup!'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Barks in code.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"