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(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)

'It's only a checkup!'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Fetch.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'