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'He's in there somewhere, I just heard him bark.'

Love a Mutt

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

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'Next!'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

Cat and Dog Fights.

"This is the best news."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Must be worms, huh, Doc?'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

Winter walk.

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"I got you the same thing."

'It's only a checkup!'